I'm gonna get a girlfriend!
Yes, EveDating launched on May 20. To be sure, it was a decent concept, but maybe it's trying to appeal to too much of a niche. The site's statistics since launch speak for themselves: 20 members total, 16 male, 4 female (yeah, right), 5 online in the past week.
/sigh
Anyway, I'm not wishing any bad juju on them, but this made me think of a great post idea -- MMO pick-up lines. I'm pretty sure this has been done before; bear in mind I thought up everything here on my own:
Haven't we grouped?
Your eyes are like the EVE Gate... they take me to a whole other dimension.
Are you really a girl?
Even with my full +523 heat resist gear equipped I can't withstand your fiery hotness.
Ever seen an Amarrian titan?
Gnomes' rugged good looks, intensity, and endurance are good for more than one thing.
No, I mean are you really a girl.
Mystics are bears in bed, too.
Anna? It's me, Smed.
Brad? It's me, Smed.
Seriously? There's a difference between playing a female character and actually... you know.
Your Gallentean battleship has curves in all the right places.
Gnomes can go all the way. And by all the way, I mean...
If I told you you were hot, would you pod me?
Antonia? It's me, Wizzel.
It's too bad Brell's Brew can't be drugged. [What?] Nothing.
/ooc I slowly and sexily take off your armor.
/ooc mt
The Minmatar are famously flexible.
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I'm a gaming blogger. And a Mac user. No, don't rip off all your clothes in public. Oh, OK. You can. Just don't make a scene.
posted by E. Swartz at 1:44 AM
14 Comments:
lmao that is an awesome blog...i might have to use a couple of those next tomorrow when i play eq2 hehe
Classic :D
Never thought i'd see that topic on these forums
i want my V:SOH Date site
rofl!
Heh, thanks for the comments. I think that was one of my better posts.
Unfortunately, its true that you never can be sure if thats a woman or not... you used the heat resist one twice...
LMAO nice
Ah, damn. Didn't notice that I'd used the heat resist one twice.
Fixed it.
LOL. I wish there was a vanguard-dating site. It would be nice to find someone who shared my interest in this game. So if there are any ladies out there around the LA area. Check out my profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=41704114
Myspace is the devil.
God i needed that laugh after reading some of the other threads.
You could add this:
Gnome are fun because you can carry them around in your purse and take them out to play with. Plus they never need batteries
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